Bollywood Bale Bale !!!

I have been a keen obesrver of hindi movies or more globally self proclaimed BOLLYWOOD.it doesn't matter the word itself is copied from hollywood..after all the movies are copied without permission

This industry is often wrongly identified as Indian Cinema ..unnecesarily it brings out the linugistic fanatic in me..let me not dwell into that aspect.

Let bollywood rock today.

It produces more number of movies then any movie industry on earth and simultaneously it produces the most sub human level intelligent movies on earth again.Other wise how can we produce more..

Iam giving out potential stories of atleast 30 movies..please do not copy them and use them shamelessly as these people do.

1) The biggest hit formula for our glorious industry is sentimental masturbation..Any character wen it meets any other charachter after a considerable amount of time ..it has to cry no matter wat ever be the reason.

Such plain foolishness is elevated to the levels of "human "relationships.We continue producing movies like Veer-Zarra(i haven't seen so much crap in one go..) ..Kal ho na ho..DevDas(this story is so much abt "love" ..i can come wit a blog exclusively for this story) ..all super duper hits..of course they deal with the divine thing called "LOVE"..in dealing with this divine thing we often forget we are humans and life is not for one damn-woman or man.

The next type of stories. The only stories that make a "human" impact on directors is the unfulfilled desires of a woman
2) If there is a rape of a woman ..the movie will be ready even before the judgment is out..it will deal how possibly the woman might have been brought to that torture.
3) A married slut is there..who is n't fulfilled by her"hard working" husband and she goes on and has it with every other person moving with a thing she doesn't have..lo!! there are directors to bring the sad plight of this woman.There are too many bimbos to work on such projects also.They represent the "bold" woman of the society..who stand for truth in it's "naked" form.

Their argument is people have to know the truth.one such truth..

4) This is one such real case..one "intellectual" director visits a widow home in some part of our country.According to that creative person ,the only plight of these widows was they were not able to have this act of which we shall not talk out in public..so this "original minded" director goes on to make a movie and in sheer desperation extrapolates the movie to most of the common middle class women..this grand epic was "fire" ..enacted by the respected ,charitable mother teresa 's of bollywood.They go on to international stages and scream on top of their voices about their research on a topic they don't know.They went into many common households and always to their surprise they found 2 women having it all the time.The only indians who opposed this were of course those communal bigots(BJP ,RSS who else) who are hell bent on tarnshing the image of "secular,free" INDIA.

5) Now the real virus.. "AIDS" awarness movies ..The only funda of these movies is again to prove the world that india is one of the msot dirtiest things on planet.People don't know wat safe sex is .,afterall indians don't have a firm family structure and Lord Rama as examples as the western countries have.Why this obsession with this disease only in INDIA...it is a problem of the world ..and deal it like a world problem.I say such diseases have come to India because of movies showing such things as fashion and extra marital affairs as normal..will anybody take a movie on these lines??

India is the best place to live wen it comes to love between husband and wife ..the extra marital affairs are for the people who have too much of shit stored in the banks..escaping the taxes of the govnmnt.The middle class india doesn't have time for such relation ships..they are more concerned abt tommo food and shelter.

6) History and patriotism ..believe it or not the only history we can have is either indian freedom struggle or those moghul bastards.
first freedom struggle,
The best movie abt gandhi is made by an american ..the rest crap movies which followed in india abt him were mediocore to the extent..people hate gandhi more then anything now
When dealing with Bhagat Singh ..they were more interested in injecting a love story some how or other ..though the learned people were always telling them there was no woman in his life..I know why they have done this..i know..otherwise some other "creative" director will come up wit a movie which shows bhagat singh was actually a gay,otherwise why was there no woman in his life...this is another potential story.
Take a movie on Subash chandra Bose..they talk abt an affair he had in germany...or the various women he had in his life..if this is not shown..he is again a potential case for "gay" rights...
There are no such good real historic movies which will come now-a-days or in near future..all i can get is fantasies like "Lagaan".

The patriotic stuff abt kashmir ..barring "roja" everything else was plain garbage..fit for people who can think of their country only for 2.5 hrs..not a single historic fact is properly covered..wat are they creating movies or sentimental bullshit.

the next in our history is how nicely moghuls have ruled us..did they??..i don't know how histoy got twitched into such fantasy where shahjahan the brute has become a symbolic lover for the country..please google search abt his love ..u'll knowl..so many movies are made abt such fart stuff,the salim anarkali fantasy is another thing..

Here i would like to say one thing i belong to the school which believes taj mahal is not shah jahan's masterpiece or it is a love symbol for the death of a seond wife.
the info can be found here
google it u'll know more.(Prof OAK's book is a very well documented book..shattering the so called histroy of our country prepared by the "intellectual" marxists)

How many hindi movies were made revering chatrapatti shivaji or maha rana pratap or pritivraj chauhan?? ..none..as of i know..but i see tajmahal being made and remade all time for all ages...wat should i gather from this.

Leave these new heroes..no indian director has it in him to make a "mahabharatha" ..no loser can make such hi-funda movies..i lift my head in shame for some hollywood guy to zero upon this epic.

7) Crime -police &don ..this is one art perfected in our movies..simply bcoz..there are always limits for intelligence and human behaviour but for stupidity and animal behaviour there can be no possible lower limits set.

8) comedy --this is a rare genre and if it is really funny then probably the joke has been copied from a funny hollywood movie ..if it is just funny and original then wat we have seen is just mediocore stuff..plain idiot's musings.

9) musical hits --this is another genre ..where the music is copied from all overthe world irrespctive of the language ..and not even a single word is spoken abt unless until somebody points to them abt this copy pasting..they say it was just inspiration..then why don't i see "inspired from this so and so " on the titles..never mind it is bollywood.


I have one more thing ..why is it that now-a-days hindi movies don'th have hindi names..eg:"paheli"..i have never seen paheli actually being written in hindi script on wallpapers or in trailers ..all the names are given in english ..right from cast to director ..why is it like that??..only 5% of indians understand english ..40% are hindi speaking...whom are they serving ..the huge NRI audiences who account of a glorious not even 1 crore people...where is our love for our language ?? ..atleast south movies are better in this perspective.

oh!!! chill dude ..put your brain in your refrigarator and go watch a bollywood movie...only pre-requiste ..please donot think..we didn't think wen we were makin it either..