News of the year..

haa..the days of reporting for news ,the days of showing news all come to end when the art of making news takes over.. ok first of all i have to make sense of what iam talking about.

so the story goes likes this ..one uneducated bombay lass ,who happens to be fair and looks stunning then the average ..makes a career in one of the most prosti-ridden industry in india,so naturally a temple is built for her as is built for any other famous "artists". In her intelligence-not-required- life she has been all time hailed as the high class citizen and most of the jobless people and the people whose job is to provide entertainment for this jobless people had field time discussing abt her hidden virtues and exposed interiors..so naturally she confused herself as any other intelligentsia in this country..hmm as is the order in our country intelligentsia is often misunderstood to be having great imitating abilities,acting skills.. well let me come back to my story of rags-to-riches girl..so unable to comprehend the situation ..she did one thing which most of the foolish people like me in this country don't do ,she started reading magazines.

Well ,as the story goes ..the magazine editors of that particular magazine which our girl in focus is reading decided to know "what indian woman wants?" ..the art of making news which i was talking abt, ok now what does a indian woman wants ..correct ,u guessed it right ..she doesn't need respect,she doesn't need education,she doesn't need family ..she needs independence and how does she wants to celebrate this independence?? ..wrong,what u think is wrong..it is not by making a good career or having pathetic goals like serving the country ..but it seems according to the editors of celebrated weeklies it is the most basest of animal instincts . So,they go on to take on a scientific survey of what does she really want in that??

That magazine sells of like hot cake for that week ,when i went and enquired they told me that women like to see women dressed or undressed close to nudeness and that men hate to read such stuff ..well since the topic is what indian woman want..i conceded that probably women are the sole -readers that week..now how can our girl in focus be left behind ,so she started reading and to her amazment it was just what she has done all the way long.

Now i talked about some people whose job is to provids entertainment to jobless people in the starting,right..well lets cut the story short..they are called journalists..who are known to work selflessly for the cause of the people. haa so one of these professional professionals goes on to interview our intelligent lass who has started reading philopshical stuff like "what a woman wants"?.

Well she believes every woman lives like her ..so taking herself as an epitome of a modern woman..presumbaly sita,the wife of rama(rama is considered perfect example of man,hence god,but it seems my friends were telling that place is now occupied by some model turned actor) used to do this work of example of a woman..but since we are modern ..the place has been given to her. so she goes on to comment like this

"There is nothing wrong in pre-marital sex" somewhat implying all women ,firmly rememberin that our country is 60 odd years old ,hence no civilzation has yet turned out.

haa what to do ..she failed to realise ,every body were not "developed" like her to engage in such frivlous indulgements,so the dim-wit me thinking if every woman is like this ,why am i still like this ?? hmm after all man is a necessity right.

Next comes the best observation abt life according to her life..

"No educated man ,should expect his wife to be virgin"

Well again the dumb me thinks...WTF ,every educated man doesn't marry a heroine right..then why can't we expect? ..it is another matter her husband doesn't seem to have a problem since he is very educated ..being a self proclaimed logician ..i derive this formula ,hope people accept to it more the education of the man lesser are the chances of his wife being a virgin..this is apparently substantiated by the general obesrvation that men are shying away from education now-a-days...just to increase the count of virgins. ..

Even Nostradamus couldn't predict such modern rationale..i believe what he said is all nincompoopery compared to our own rags-to-riches,illusioned intelligent girl has.

All this is big news in this country ..since it is not news but called news for the entertainment in our boring lives..otherwise we would have killed ourselves long ago.

Now comes the real show,to support this girl in focus ..came other people who had similar experiences in their lives and everybody in the famous,hence intelligent category are passing remarks forgetting that people have looked through them many times and they are really hell bent on really looking through them once and for all.


Well i support the dumb people for once here..though i don't support whom they vote everytime,coz if in democracy one is entitled to their opinion similarly the other is also entitled to their opinion..democracy has to work both ways..so i invite more people to sure her and sue the ones who support her..coz this is democracy and democracy means one can talk whatever they want and the other can sue them.

PS: well i too created some news out of this news.iam seriously trying for journalism and i just proved my credentials..