MCP

I am a typical male chavunist pig,if that is the proper definition of somebody who believes men are more beautiful then women and to prove his point goes onto explain his stupid beliefs as eternal truths citing the biological differences and the psychological differences.

something goes like this: does man has any part in his beautiful body which is not useful for him and just look at women.period.So who are the rough caricatures we or them?

If you are responisble for the birth of all humans who are responsbile for most of the deaths? The proud we.

Creation and destruction go hand in hand.
Girls stop being destructive by the age of 3 to 4 and for us it just takes a little longer probably 30 to 40 years.So what? we learn so much frm our destruction unlike u pathetic people.

Without us would any war would have occured? which indirectly means development of science and technology all over the world.
Next world war we promise you we are going to destruct everything u'll have a lot of job in creating back everything.So who is doing the job to the tee?? aren't we .

How many religions did u people start? All prophets and saints are male.Plz don't say "religion is opium of masses".That again is said by a man.

If somebody forgets our birthday will we cry and make a big mess of it? i believe even a roadside gutter dog was born on my birth day..it isn't celebrating and why do you do? and why beat me if i forget your birthday after very well telling you that i was busy chatting with my college-frnds..with whom i talk everyday.

If i give cash in place of a gift not knowing what to buy is that my problem or is that your problem that u didn't tell me what u wanted??

Who visits all those ravishing beauty clinics and surgrey hospitals?
beauty clinic: a place where ugly people go to make themselves "look" beautiful.

who always says "i like children and i always like to play with them" and we with a pure heart innocently tell you that "you can have some and i can help you in that".Why such glaring look at us as if we said something wrong?

When we say "yes" it means yes and when we say "no" it is no .Why can't you people be so simple and reasonable like us?


Plz,don't think like that.Iam NOT gay.I love to be with less beautiful people that's all..and to be with them i say they are the angels walking painfully on this cruel world thought to be dominated by the most ugly creatures.

Iam an asshole and Iam proud of it.

When laughter becomes disgusting..

The present creative,medicores of pathetic telvesion shows have come with some different idea which i being a dimwit scumbag generally get attracted to just like any other person who doesn't know how to waste their time in nothing.

So enter The grt Indian laughter show being presented on a channel whose most of the "reality" shows are poor adaptaions of its western counterparts.Yet,creativity is not in doing new but adapting it to desi audience is the mantra in our media.
The jokes in the show,or the performers are not the pain in the ass but the incessent laughter of that sardar judge(the one who was kicked out fr bringing circket commentary to a new low) and he really makes me wonder is that the way they generally respond to something that is not quite funny.

something like this:
performer: there was a heroine
(our sardar already starts banging the benches and he is laughing out very loudly)
performer: one reporter knocks at her house door
(Now sardar is almost falling off frm the bench he is sittin on ..and even starts whistling..)
performer: maa'm we cam to take an interview says the reporter.."kaykoo bhe" says the uneducated herione)
(now his histronics reach to a new level..with repeating the accent of the heroine many times and looking around as if he has said something very funny)
performer: maa'm it will comes in newspapers and everybody will read.."ok" says she .first we have to take some snaps maa'm.Oh then she gives a pose,the reportes hesitates,she gives another and still he doesn't take..he then says maa'm you need to wear something.
(All hell break loose in the judge's arena..even god's tremble when somebody laughs loudly with a mic in front of him and those signals are being transmitted all over the world via satellite netowrk)

In the end with all the distubances and with such mediocore joke bringing so much laughter to judges..i felt afterall,this may be something of our creation.

Another disgusting thing was the beautiful babe who was the host.She talks in real pseud english and suddenly she changes to hindi and comes back to english..why can't they stick to one language where the stupid me then will atleast concentrate on the real beauty.Is english incomplete or hindi incomplete to provide the real vocabulary which we need in general,mundane communications of day-to-day activites of this organic life.

The Rise of the new age Intellectual.

First of all ..Where do these creatures exist? They exist mainly in the purportedly
the worlds-biggest-democracy.

What are the credentials of these intellectuals which make them intellectuals?
Well, to be called an intellectual in most parts of the globe you need skills in more then one subject or issue ,but "the new age intellectual" amazingly manages everything with one skill..the ability to speak and write english.Though most of the times the intellectual doesn't know what he is writing about ..it knows how to write or speak in the most proficient manner.

This can be substantied by watching what apparently is one of the most sucessful things India has produced..its films.In our films we generally have a very "heroic" character which studies itself in some city which is not far off from it's ignorant village. With all love it returns back to it's village and confronts the zamindar of the village who is generally acompanied by a big bellied,grunting voiced lawyer.In presence of all the dumb villagers and ignorant zamindar it talks in english with the english-knowing lawyer.Lo!! a new intellectual has just been born..the lawyer is completely taken aback with the multi-linguistic abilities of it and the widow-mama of the character is just too happy.This is where now we have to zoom at the audience..bcoz they are more dumber then the villagers.Suddenly, their faces lighten up on just being shown an intellectualism unparalled in it's fim viewing career.

This half-learnt road to intellectualism somehow impregnates in their bowl of heart or brain..which ever they think with!! :-)

Just learning what it takes to be an intellectual..they start trying this on autowallahs and waiters in restuarants ..and they never do that quietly ,lest many of the unqualified souls won't have a chance to listen to the mantras of enlightnment.This proceeds on to "thinking-alike",modern friends where,though they have the same mother tongue but for the development of each indvidual body and soul they mutually agree to speak in the best language on the world.This next becomes a family development process..where the father,mother,son,daughter all start talking in it..simultaneoulsy feeling the change that is occuring inside them..their intellect is evolving..an unlikely thing when we speak in our mother tongue.


what does it generally do?
Well,it when asked question never replies with "i don't know" if it doesn't know..but proceeds on to give answer for everything under the roof of the sun..with it's grandiloquence.Some really eternal,enlightened new age intellectuals give their free opinions in 24X7 news channels or they are busy writing editiorials for which they have neither the knowledge nor epxertise other then english.Some of them move on to write "english" novels which is normally a very poor brain simulating exercise.The mere mortal new age intellectual ..just later on adopts it for all other circumstances in it's life and proceeds on to show off when ever there is no necessity of any rhetoric.

It's prayer..which is generally addressed to GODs is addressed to THE CIVILIZED people of the world today:
Thanx Queen(is it Victoria?? )!! with all my sentimental heart and logical mind i thank you for what ever you have done..and even till today i remember you and your lovely clan every day by just talking like you,walking like you,dressing like you and acting like you.In what better way can WE show our devotion to you and your lot!! GOD ! mercy on us ,are we aping properly.

Anybody who says against this ..he will not be regarded as an intellectual in this country.

Do u think this english being representation of intellect has reduced in this country after so many years?? ..no way..i recently saw an advertisment for a cell phone..where the husband speaks in normal hindi and he is treated like a sloven..when suddenly the wife lifts her pardha and she starts talking in english..the shopkeepr suddenly realises that now he is talking to a very intelligent creature..and then he deals with them like human beings.. I saw that ad in a movie hall today and the audience recieved it in the same way when the city returned new age intellectual faced the zamindar's lawyer.

The conscience of Art

What is Art and what is its main goal? These and some of the aspects of art have really been troubling to me.So i would pout my random musings in a random manner.
I generally don't go by the medicore definition of not being able to express anything.Something like when asked what is love? people won't have an answer ..and to cover up their incompetence they generally preach the doubter to feeeel it and realise.I go by the understanding that everything which can be understood can be expressed.The piece that follows is not entirely my original thought but a recollection of what i learnt.

So what is Art?
Art is a form of communication ,just like language is a form of social connection ,art is a form of communication in pictures(artists),poems(poets),dance(dancers) all trying to express themselves in a different way.

So when is a piece of art great?
Since it is a form of communication the better it is able to communicate with people the greater it increases it chance of being great.

So what does an artist want in his creation popularity that comes with art or just art?
This is the difficult part something very popular and famous can't be great bcoz people generally though they love beauty they adore the plain..if we go by popularity ratings what we esentially get is a fool and not an artist.

But this puts us in a diffcult situation where,is it not possible to give a damn about people and just let his imagination flow? Are there no such people who are like that?
Yes,there are people who love art only for the sake of art and for them that which comes with art is something very non-essential or just a secondary attribute of his work.But the problem is man being a selfish individual though he starts with the love for art very soon gets caught in the vortex of fame and popularity..which is when his real love for his art is tested.

I have recently seen this movie "Iqbaal" where the hero is dumb and deaf and he aspires to become a budding cricketer.The movie ends with he becoming a cricketer.But doesn't life really start for him when he got what he wanted to get?This is where the real test is..is it really the love for cricket which put him there or the love for fame is his main goal and cricket was just the means to achieve it?

What ever fame or love that comes with this.. why is Art so popular? Why can't people just leave it all aside and work for science which what which seems to take the mankind forward? isn't it..imagine a world of scientists and mathematicians ..where intelligence will be highly developed and we will have answers to most of the problems..every body knows the position of electron in any given atom and they know when the big bang began..isn't that a highly developed world?? why is this seeminlgy irrational art so popular and generally it takes people to instant fame..be it writing,dance,singing or painting..while science lurks with problems.

The answer as of i see it is that science serves art and not the viceversa.

Art is not something like a very noble attempt by a human to grasp the beauty in the nature or the simle of a small kid or the affection in a young woman for her love..it is an attempt to create.It gives the man the power of the Creator .Oh!! yes man becomes GOD.Art is an assertion by man ..the will to power or dominate. Therefore,Art is very essential as it gives the satisfaction of our supremacy which science can never provide..science tries to understand nature and the various objects in it and their relations and is always an attempt to realise the TRUTH..where as in art it is not the truth that matters but the ingenuity of the human mind to create..to create soemthing new..to assert mankind that he can be GOD and he is.

This should explain why dumb people like film stars are treated like GOD's by the mobs where as this very mob using all the things which made its life comfortable by science generally neglects it.An einstein can never be loved like a Tom Cruise or a Shahrukh Khan..bcoz essentially he is very intelligent ,which itself is repulsive to mobs and the imp thing was Einstein is not an artist.

This September,let's know each other..

Hi Iam Nick, I work as a cook(cooly called as chef) in this all-dreams-become-true country. I hail from all-dreams-get-fucked up country.I and some other bunch of jokers from my black country have landed in this white country. I put always I first since iam a donkey.My father as every other father in that country is a moron.He wanted me to become an architect. I came here and I became what i wanted to become all time.I can't be what i want to be in my country bcoz in my country u are not allowed to be what you want to be.

Hi this is Ambar here,mispronounced as Hambar.Iam a girl with many dreams and i too have a mornoic set of parents like everybody else in that country which officicaly claims itself to be free. I can't win my parents but i can win this world,just allow me to be free.So i came to this countriy where We are treated like God's children.I came to become a surgeon here and to cover my spendings i work in a radio station "salaam namaste".I like punctuality and sincerity and i think iam sincere too ..iam very much
openminded but sex is a taboo..afterall i belong to a rat-shit culture.

I treat sex as a synonym for love even in this free-world.So naturally when i moved in with this dumbass called Nick,i was "naturally" terrified where my room will be since without marriage we can't have sex at all..bcoz u know iam sincere and i love punctuality.In no time we had sex without marriage but that was purely accidental..though we had two big separate rooms ..but still iam sincere and i love punctuality.

The reason for me running off from that ugly country was my beautiful sister..she had to get married and she bore children in no time and i couldn't bear the problems she was facing with her life.. and soon i will have the same life..So i ran off to my beautiful land.I come here and now i get screwed by some handsome cook without marriage and he and i had it sooooooooooo good ..iam too having two children just like my sister.So we both(my sis and i) ..have the same life but iam sincere and that bitch isn't.I love punctuality and sincerity.Now i want children ..the same thing i would be having had i stayed in India,but u know there dreams can't become true.

Hi again Nick talking back..U see though i don't like strong relationships i can't bear to see my girl frnd having kiss or hug another man.Iam modern and cool but my ape-aping culture tells me that it is wrong.I see children as a nautral hurdle for me to have sex with my girl frnd everynite..bcoz u know they cry and laugh and all that shit..they should have been born adults..strong people like me..modern and cool.So naturally i was angry with Ambar,we can't love each other now..you may know what love is for me..and she being pregnant it can't happen.

But one day i was talking to my other cook frnd and i saw this kid who came to lick my ass.I completely changed and i went back to say her that even kids have the ability to "love"..which hitherto, was possible only for born adults like me.But it was too late and that morons inside where kicking her ..they wanted to come out of that shit inside..they were the products of divine love.So here i have to have to talk abt that doctor who served as the mid-wife.He though can't talk english in this english land was a gyanecologist.My girl frnd runs off frm my illetrate country to become a doctor and here i see all doctors frm that illetrate country.Dreams come true,ooh!! yeah..He and like every other gynaceologist has to look inside to see wat's happening..so he had a good,close look and now thanx to him..i have two kids to love.

We now "love" each other everyday and i love my kids...thanx to my producer and director who have taught my lowly countrymen year after year what is love and what is a relationship..My country is great bcoz it sees such shit!!