Garden of Eden..middle finger

Being a right conservative , one the few things i learnt was to look down upon communists,as beffittingly they deserve to be ..for many reasons like not participating in Indian War of Independence,for supporting China during 1962 war ,supporting Indira during emergency,opposing Pokhran,vhementely opposing development policies of any government,opposing join defence deals which are bound to give us more strength,even till date these anti-Indian buggers behave the same way.

There is the garden of eden reserved for all these creatures in India and it has been from time immemorial ..the wonderful effect of their rule being the city that was poised to be the most developed has become a city of hoodlums.

I always wanted to learn bengali,not to communicate with the garbage(people+government)(i call it so,because this what i learnt from the Ghoul of Calcutta who reduced the city to a city of beggers and lepers,which the government very much endorsed and she proceeded on to becoming a saint) that is residing in that state but to understand the works of Rabindranath Tagore,Bankim chandra,Sarat chandra.
So with this mindset and being an ardent cricket fan recently watched the India-South Africa tie up in Eden Gardens,already being a true fan of cricket i never liked their so called sporting or patriotic or unruly behaviour of the crowds of which apparently they are proud off.Compare it with the standing ovation given by the crowd for the Pakistan team in chennai ,when they won against india..well the champions of poor are indeed poor in every respect.
Team India or we will call it Indian team for god's sake else the former is confused with that local kolkatta player's team.Since the champions of poor didn't have a representative of their lot in the team,what they did ? unlike other states which put india first rather then state..it has done exactly the opposite..
There is a wise saying " If u want to know what is the correct thing to do ,ask a communist ..and then just do the opposite of it".

So the indian team was greeted on their own soil with loud booooooos and the players had to face abuses from the poor crowd,which is poor in every terms of that word .Tickets were not allowed to be sold,until that local chap is taken into the team. The curator's nasty welcome with a pitch tailor made for south africans ,just showed what they are made off and the worst thing was indian team not being served snacks after their innings..but as the indian team is meekly adjusting to that hostility ,one issue that brought smile on to my wrinkled face was the fine gesture of the Indian coach to the crowd..he did exactly what i wanted to do at that time...and some sections of the garbage lot now talk of how he is foreigner and not being an indian in true sense...haha..he should have gestured with both of his hands.
In India esp in that crap land ,things work like this..whatever majority or the red flag waving maggots say is true and everybody else is false..that should explain why the erratic media is after Chappel..if in democracy the crowd has the right to abuse somebody why not the individual abuse the crowd?? How is one person wrong and more then one person correct ,and if iam not wrong aren't the masses supposed to be the most foolish of all!!

Eden Gardens should be banned from hosting any other international matches for an indefinite amount of time,remembering the past history of the respectuful ,wise spectators and their reaction to defeats.That local chap who though has done some commendable work for indian team,which iam wise enough to acknowledge ,but iam foolish enough to know that everything ends..and his time came long ago.So dealing with this ,i would be happy if he is dropped from the team ,even though they have selected him..because it is just waste of money now.Come on, i sincerely don't think he can face Makhaya ntni nor shaun pollock,all they need to do is bowl fast and he will donate himself..why play with ten players??


ps: if you are a bengali and a non-communist ,then iam sorry if i hurt your sentiments but if you are a bengali and a communist ..then iam unapolegetic.

News of the year..

haa..the days of reporting for news ,the days of showing news all come to end when the art of making news takes over.. ok first of all i have to make sense of what iam talking about.

so the story goes likes this ..one uneducated bombay lass ,who happens to be fair and looks stunning then the average ..makes a career in one of the most prosti-ridden industry in india,so naturally a temple is built for her as is built for any other famous "artists". In her intelligence-not-required- life she has been all time hailed as the high class citizen and most of the jobless people and the people whose job is to provide entertainment for this jobless people had field time discussing abt her hidden virtues and exposed interiors..so naturally she confused herself as any other intelligentsia in this country..hmm as is the order in our country intelligentsia is often misunderstood to be having great imitating abilities,acting skills.. well let me come back to my story of rags-to-riches girl..so unable to comprehend the situation ..she did one thing which most of the foolish people like me in this country don't do ,she started reading magazines.

Well ,as the story goes ..the magazine editors of that particular magazine which our girl in focus is reading decided to know "what indian woman wants?" ..the art of making news which i was talking abt, ok now what does a indian woman wants ..correct ,u guessed it right ..she doesn't need respect,she doesn't need education,she doesn't need family ..she needs independence and how does she wants to celebrate this independence?? ..wrong,what u think is wrong..it is not by making a good career or having pathetic goals like serving the country ..but it seems according to the editors of celebrated weeklies it is the most basest of animal instincts . So,they go on to take on a scientific survey of what does she really want in that??

That magazine sells of like hot cake for that week ,when i went and enquired they told me that women like to see women dressed or undressed close to nudeness and that men hate to read such stuff ..well since the topic is what indian woman want..i conceded that probably women are the sole -readers that week..now how can our girl in focus be left behind ,so she started reading and to her amazment it was just what she has done all the way long.

Now i talked about some people whose job is to provids entertainment to jobless people in the starting,right..well lets cut the story short..they are called journalists..who are known to work selflessly for the cause of the people. haa so one of these professional professionals goes on to interview our intelligent lass who has started reading philopshical stuff like "what a woman wants"?.

Well she believes every woman lives like her ..so taking herself as an epitome of a modern woman..presumbaly sita,the wife of rama(rama is considered perfect example of man,hence god,but it seems my friends were telling that place is now occupied by some model turned actor) used to do this work of example of a woman..but since we are modern ..the place has been given to her. so she goes on to comment like this

"There is nothing wrong in pre-marital sex" somewhat implying all women ,firmly rememberin that our country is 60 odd years old ,hence no civilzation has yet turned out.

haa what to do ..she failed to realise ,every body were not "developed" like her to engage in such frivlous indulgements,so the dim-wit me thinking if every woman is like this ,why am i still like this ?? hmm after all man is a necessity right.

Next comes the best observation abt life according to her life..

"No educated man ,should expect his wife to be virgin"

Well again the dumb me thinks...WTF ,every educated man doesn't marry a heroine right..then why can't we expect? ..it is another matter her husband doesn't seem to have a problem since he is very educated ..being a self proclaimed logician ..i derive this formula ,hope people accept to it more the education of the man lesser are the chances of his wife being a virgin..this is apparently substantiated by the general obesrvation that men are shying away from education now-a-days...just to increase the count of virgins. ..

Even Nostradamus couldn't predict such modern rationale..i believe what he said is all nincompoopery compared to our own rags-to-riches,illusioned intelligent girl has.

All this is big news in this country ..since it is not news but called news for the entertainment in our boring lives..otherwise we would have killed ourselves long ago.

Now comes the real show,to support this girl in focus ..came other people who had similar experiences in their lives and everybody in the famous,hence intelligent category are passing remarks forgetting that people have looked through them many times and they are really hell bent on really looking through them once and for all.


Well i support the dumb people for once here..though i don't support whom they vote everytime,coz if in democracy one is entitled to their opinion similarly the other is also entitled to their opinion..democracy has to work both ways..so i invite more people to sure her and sue the ones who support her..coz this is democracy and democracy means one can talk whatever they want and the other can sue them.

PS: well i too created some news out of this news.iam seriously trying for journalism and i just proved my credentials..

War of 1's and 0's.

The intellectual rights ,copy right laws Vs the open source ,GPL(general public license) ..the war which was once a david-goliath fight ,with david taking the beating all the time ..has now come to a level where the underdog david has now become the giant ..thanks to GOOGLE..the rich cash giant and the champion now providing the support whats it takes to contain the bully micro$hit.

The Wall street proceedings of google says it all..everybody wants the change to happen..SUN which had to almost bow once to the bully(by licensing java in IE,which is shipped with windows) and which in turn led to the demise of netscape ,now has the partner which it has long been looking for..

IBM too had once and for all paid the price for accepting windows to be displayed on it's machines ..which eventually led to the growth of microsoft windows OS and the decline of IBM( OS/2) brand as computer manufacturer happened simultaneously..i wonder the time is near when IBM will make a re-entry into PC marke or atleast actively support in the anti-windows campaign.

The GNU/linux OS,or the other opensource software reaching respectable levels of reliability and in porviding support needed for one to change over from the most costliest shit one can buy..all they needed is a giant to support it.

The giant ,the lord , which manages almost everything with the most cheapest hardware(which are many are yet to figure it out how?) and the search engine(PRA) or their advertising model ,the huge world class projects they take up,the one that is regarded as the key to the internet world,GOOGLE ..the hope of the opensource.

The future as all are zeoring upon is the web services , this is the field in which GOOGLE is far ahead then the rest of its competitors or competitor to be exact.

the fundamental difference in both of them is one buys, swaggers and is more dependant on its lawyers for infringment on its patents and the other develops almost everything that is needed..

The battle lines are being drawn and in the end computing world will benifit from both i believe..